I went through a episode of methodically tracking it a couple of years ago and it made me miserable, but anyway I decided it’d be nice to know my starting weight before I explode with this pregnancy.
I weigh 75kg or 11st and 11lbs… I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS SMALL IN MY LIFE!
I was seriously expecting it to be around about 13st odd I’ve always been around about 13st and a couple of pounds. I can’t quite believe I’m that small. I think I have just this mental image of myself looking the same as I did when I was 17 but hey I’m 23 and I cook for myself and I eat when I want to and I walk everywhere.
I’m just really shocked that my image of myself is this big old fattie when in actual fact I’m smaller than I’ve ever been.
The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?” The villain smiles and shoots him.
Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).